that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
The Olympian is in my bed
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
