Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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