I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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