i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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