Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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