Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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