I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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