Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Someone came in the potted fern
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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