Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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