Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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