He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
