we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i came on her dog
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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