I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.