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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I never want to see another naked old woman again.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...

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(845): View more from New York

alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.

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(845): View more from New York

Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room

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(317): View more from Indiana

Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.

(713): View more from Texas

You always say the most romantic things

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(425): View more from Washington

I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.

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