Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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