I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Dating After Heartbreak
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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We talked him into tasing himself.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..