he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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