I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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