worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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