I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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