Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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