I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I have aggressive nipples.
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No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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