Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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