that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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