why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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