He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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