I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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