sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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