Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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