im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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