After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I'm too high and old for this...
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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