I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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