The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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