But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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