lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I think i peed on brittanys purse
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How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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