Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I think I won the penis lottery.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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