roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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