she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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