I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Dick very happy bro
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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