But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize