I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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