Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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