please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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