She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I think my moral compass just broke
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