Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN