seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.