Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
