Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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