why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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