is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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