I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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