My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
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Why does Corona taste like a burp?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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