You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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