Apparently you make a good broom.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize