Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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