it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
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I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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