p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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