Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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