your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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